Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.
I dreamt that she kissed me until I was happy again
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe