you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO
I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO
well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both
Quick and simple lifehacks.
joyce and isobel have given me inspiration for when i am also a lazy parent
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog